Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Get your AUDI R8 CHEAP!!! REALLY!


Sunday, April 27, 2008

Ferrari Raced their ass off. Frak.


Can't deny it. Ferrari put on an amazing race in Barcelona. Congrats. I was quite happy with a McLaren P3 though. I'll take it. Wish Kovi the best as well. Looks like he'll be okay after one hell of a crash.
Sad to think we will no longer have Super Happy Friends racing for Honda any more. Oh well. Long live Super Aguri! ;)


Sunday, April 20, 2008

Found my tire for track and daily driving.

In a 245/45/18 on all fours. Dunlop Direzza Sport Z1 Star Spec

Here's Motor Trend's press release on the tire.


Friday, April 18, 2008

Get your 100% electric GT500.

Tjaarda and HST International now taking orders for all-electric Mustang and Shelby Cobra - AutoblogGreen

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Yeah baby! Chase him down!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Okay this is how to playing racing games at home

click image for link

GT 5?

Now I'm not much of a video gamer.. however I've always appreciated the GranTurismo series. The graphics have always been top notch and now I hear GT 5 will have an actual
Scuderia Ferrari F2007
Check it out - http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/03/17/ferrari-f2007-gt5-prologues-god-mode/

Monday, April 14, 2008

No matter what rule changes come .. they keep getting faster

Glorious!! Just glorious. Ferrari are at it again .. making sure the Prancing Horse continues its winning ways.

2 seconds ahead of everyone else running (including McSnorin on slicks as well). New nose (aero) and slicks. You can take the tech away from the team, but you can't take the team away from the tech ..

Autosport article here

Picture of the 2009 winning team here:

Just look at it...that's all. Just the picture.

GT5....


Friday, April 11, 2008

Another example of a bloated ego

It's got to be really tough to hold your composure. You're an F1 driver. King of the world!! I don't care if you race for Super Aguri or even our old friends Minardi. You pilot an F1 car. The awe and splendor that follow must be amazing. Straight "Moses parting the Red Sea" kinda shit.

However, seeing what it does to some of the frail egos of the drivers can be really sad. Villenueve, Ralf and (probably the reigning champ of all asshole drivers) Montoya come to the top of my list. However, bullshit like this is what really makes me want to stomp the life out of someone and watch the last glimmer fade from their eyes as their blood runs from under my boot.

Apparently, Fisi is happy that Alonso hasn't been able to bring Renault back to the top. Check out the article titled "Fisi vindicated by Renault form" here.

I mean, the fact that it slams Alonso doesn't even console me. Fisi, with Ralf gone, you are in command on the good ship HACK. You're at the top of the steaming pile of bullshit drivers that festers the grid today. The memory of you telling any microphone in range that you have a BIRTH RIGHT to a Ferrari seat, just because you were pushed out in the city of Rome, still brings a tear to my eye as I twitch and flitter in hysterics. Now, you're glad that the team that kicked you out for a TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION isn't doing well? You even mention that you've done better for Force India than he has for Renault.

Man, are you kidding me?

You had your chance to draw conclusions between the two of you when your raced for the SAME TEAM. If I remember correctly, he soundly spanked your worthless ass each and every race. Scanning the points now, Fernando has six to your .. wait, where are .. OH .. your ZERO!! I think I'm going to print out your witty little remark and mail it back to you come the end of the season. I wonder how its going to look to you when your No-Point Having season is at its close and Fernando has kept up (once again) with the pack. I'll be sure to send a nice pic of my middle finger along what ended up happening to the lunch from the day before just prior to me sending it to its watery grave.

See! Now look what you made me do! I had to defend Alonso to make my point. Fuck you Fisi. I hate you.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Nine minutes of audio orgasms...

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Hammy and Kovi have three weeks to get their shit together

Hopefully Dennis is dick slapping both of them right now. Hamilton doesn't get any slack from me since it was HIS fault he lost his front wing and thus put him at the back. He did do a decent job of climbing back up through the pack, though.

Kovi though, come on! He started up front and fell back to 5th and stayed there forever doomed. What the hell?

If I have to see another race where Ferrari takes both one and two on the podium; I will fly to England and eat one weeks worth of Bangers in one day. Then fly to where ever the hell Hamilton lives now and leave a giant meat-ass-potato comprised of said Bangers on his front lawn.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Left my car in Hollywood tonight...

Because I was fucked up'd!!!!!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

McLaren wins Constructors this season. $10 buy in.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

And here is the Mosley video....

Schumacher: Massa used up all jokers

This is from an article posted on Autosport.com. In it, Schumi is very reaffirming of Massa's talent and capabilities and points out that he needs to start earning some points if he wants to be in contention for the title race this year.

I, am not Michal.

Massa - seriously dude. Quit FUCKIN AROUND and FINISH THE DAMN RACE!!! You had fastest lap at Maylasia! You raced with Schumi and KEPT UP!! We all KNOW you have what it takes. What the hell is going on in that Brazilian NUT OF YOURS??

I have to believe you accidentally picked up Ralf's stupid and strapped it on before the race two weeks ago. It's cool .. frustrating, but cool. Mistakes happen. Egg on your face. Yadda yadda ..

But, going forward, lets see the real stuff. Not only do you need the points, but Ferrari does as well. I have every intention of seeing Ferrari take the Constructors this year (thats right people, you read it here first!). I would LOVE to see you take the fight to Lewis as well. You have earned your spot in that cockpit. Now, do your stuff.

Schumi does it on two wheels


Michael competed in a short 10-lap bike race this weekend at Misano. He was aboard a 990cc KTM and finished 4th in the KTM Trophy race. He says he has no plans to run MotoGP or Superbikes but that it is a fun hobby.

Former F1 champion Schumacher finishes fourth in motorcyle debut.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Hamilton will co-host with Kimi on new Dancing with the Stars of F1!!!!

BBC News (world) is reporting that none other than one Lewis Hamilton of F1 super fame and world champion Kimi Raikkonen are hosting a new spin off show, "Dancing with the Stars of F1". Planned as a charity event initially, already the hype has the folks at BBC thinking this could become a new venue in which to attract more viewers to the world of F1 racing.